You named your candy bar WHAT??

Several years ago, I blogged about a quarter-horse race where the winning horse’s name was – and I kid you not – Bofa Deez Nuts.

What, you think I’m lying about the race?

It’s right here. YouTube is your friend.

So that being said …

The other day, I stopped by the gas station, picked up a few snacks, and saw this candy bar at the front counter.

That’s right. The candy bar’s name is … Deez Nuts.

Wow. Only seven ingredients. And I betcha I know what two of those ingredients are.

Look … there are days when a little juvenile humor can go a long way.

All I’m saying is I bought a package of Deez Nutz. I wasn’t thrilled with the candy itself – the taste was rather bland – but maybe the best thing I can say about the candy is that it has a title that would make Beavis and Butt-Head proud.